WE HAVE NO INTEREST
AFTERPAY
Afterpay doesn’t charge interest. They also don’t have interest in what you buy – or anything really. Like even this write-up, it’s kinda “meh,” but. . . whatever.
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UNSOCIAL MEDIA
Fine. We’ll have a social media “presence” if we have to. Apparently that’s important in our modern day media landscape or whatever. That doesn’t mean we’ll have any interest in it.
NO INTEREST CAM
If you’re attending a game and find yourself more transfixed by your phone or the inside of your eyelids than the action itself, we get it. Sports can be boring. But be careful, you may just be featured on our “No Interest Cam” on the jumbotron for the entire arena to see.
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TINDER X AFTERPAY
Nothing says “no interest” like swiping left on a dating app. For a limited time, Afterpay will sponsor left swipes on Tinder.
NO INTEREST GRACE PERIOD
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While you do have to make your four payments after purchasing something using Afterpay, we probably won’t care all that much if you’re a little late on your first one. Call it a grace period, call it us being lazy and forgetting to check up on you. Just make sure to pay on time going forward or else we’ll suddenly have plenty of interest in you.
Move over Vanity Fair, we’re going to host our own Oscars afterparty. However, ours will be an event specifically for the snubbed actors, writers, and filmmakers who didn’t even get nominated.
THE AFTERPAY AFTERPARTY
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THE LEAST INTERESTING TOWN
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They say go big or go home. We’d honestly love to go home but for the sake of using our adspend we’ve been informed we, in fact, must go big. So we’ve decided to “buy” the least populous town in America: Monowi, Nebraska, showing that we too can buy something with zero interest.